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Come Back to Your Body

You already know what's wrong.
You just don't know what to do
in the next 90 seconds.

The 90-Second Deck: 27 body-based practices organized by how you actually feel — each one tells you what's happening in your nervous system, then gives you one concrete thing to do about it.

27 practices · 6 states · mechanism-first · 90 seconds each

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You know the theory.

You've read the books. You understand, conceptually, that your nervous system is doing things beneath your awareness. You've tried the meditation apps. You know breathwork exists.

And then 3pm arrives.

You can't focus. You can't stop the loop. Your shoulders won't drop. And knowing the theory doesn't help.

What helps is something specific.

Not an app with a ten-minute guided session. Not "just breathe." Something that matches exactly where you are right now — and tells you one concrete thing to do in the next 90 seconds.

That's what this deck is.

How it works

Here's how it works.

Step 1

You identify your state.

Not your mood. Not what caused it. Your current nervous system state. The deck is organized around six of them:

  • In my head, can't come down.
  • Frozen / stuck.
  • Over-activated, at my limit.
  • I need to recover fast.
  • Before a difficult conversation.
  • Evening, can't wind down.

You don't need to analyze which one applies. You already know.

Step 2

You do the one thing on the card.

Each card gives you a single practice. 90 seconds or less. No decision to make. No options to weigh. Just the thing — explained clearly, so your brain actually lets you try it.

What's happening

The nervous system state you're in. Not a judgment. A description.

Why this works

The neuroscience, in plain language. Your brain needs to understand the mechanism before it trusts the tool.

The practice

One concrete action. 90 seconds or less. Done at your desk, in the bathroom, in the car before walking in.

Notice

What to feel for. So you know something shifted — because something in your body changed.

Mechanism first. Action second. Every time.

What's inside

27 cards. 6 states.

01 — I'm in my head, can't come down
Orienting · Jaw Release · Cold Water Face · Floor Contact · Peripheral Vision
Example: Orienting. You look up from the screen and let your eyes wander — not scan, wander. Why it works: letting your eyes move signals to your nervous system that there's nothing to run from. Perceived threat drops before you do anything else.

When to use: After 2+ hours on screen. When you feel behind your eyes, not in the room.

02 — I'm frozen / stuck
Microtremor · Shaking · Slow Exhale · Temperature Contrast · Movement + Sound
Example: Slow Exhale. Inhale for 4 counts. Exhale for 6–8. The ratio is what matters. Why it works: the exhale is controlled by the parasympathetic nervous system. A longer exhale shifts the autonomic ratio toward rest.

When to use: When the task in front of you feels impossible to begin.

03 — I'm over-activated / at my limit
Physiological Sigh · 5-4-3-2-1 · Humming · Slow Blink · Hand on Heart
Example: Physiological Sigh. One full inhale through the nose. Then one short sniff on top. Then a long exhale out the mouth. Why it works: the double inhale reopens partially collapsed lung alveoli. The long exhale activates the vagus nerve. Under 30 seconds.

When to use: Between two calls. Approaching your limit.

04 — I need to recover fast
NSDR Micro · Gravity Surrender · Palming · Exhale Hold · Stillness Cue
Example: Palming. Rub your palms together for 10 seconds. Cup them over closed eyes — no pressure, just warmth and darkness. Why it works: the optic nerve uses a disproportionate amount of neural energy. Complete darkness lets the visual system genuinely rest.

When to use: The 3pm wall. When you have 3 hours of work still ahead.

05 — Before a difficult conversation
Mirror Gaze · Soft Gaze · Feet on the Floor · Slow Swallow
Example: Feet on the Floor. Stop before you walk in. Feel your feet — weight, temperature, pressure from heel to ball. Why it works: somatosensory awareness of your feet pulls processing power away from the default mode network — the part running the anticipation loop.

When to use: Before a hard conversation. Before presenting. Before a negotiation.

06 — Evening / winding down
Cooling Breath · Body Scan Lite · Dim Light Cue
Example: Body Scan Lite. Three zones, 10 seconds each — head and neck, chest and belly, legs. Don't change anything. Just inventory. Why it works: this moves attention from content (thoughts) to body (sensations), shifting processing from verbal-analytical mode to somatosensory mode.

When to use: Before sleep. When the day won't let you go.

Validation offer

This is a $10 validation offer.

These cards have lived inside the Come Back To Your Body newsletter. This is the first time they're available as a standalone deck.

The price is intentionally low. I want to know whether the format works outside of a newsletter context. You're helping me find out.

Either way, you risk nothing.

Guarantee

Try every card. Use them for 30 days.

If nothing shifts — not a transformation, just something — email [email protected]. You get every dollar back. No form to fill. No explanation needed. You keep the deck.

That's what a real guarantee looks like.

What you get

Everything in the deck.

  • The 90-Second Deck: 27 somatic practice cards
  • Organized by state — not by theory
  • Mechanism explained on every card
  • PDF + HTML formats (print or screen)
  • Instant access
  • 30-day money-back guarantee
Questions

FAQ

Do I need to know anything about somatic practices?

No. Every card explains the mechanism before the practice. You don't need prior knowledge. You need 90 seconds and a willingness to try one thing.

Is this meditation?

No. Meditation asks you to clear your mind. These cards give your nervous system specific physiological inputs — inputs it responds to whether your thinking brain cooperates or not.

Will it work if I'm skeptical?

Skepticism is fine here. The mechanism is on the card. You don't need to believe it will work — you just need to try it for 90 seconds and notice what happens. Your nervous system doesn't check your intentions. It reads inputs.

How do I use them in practice?

You notice where you are — in your head, frozen, at your limit — and you go to that section. You pick a card. You do the thing. That's the whole system.

What format are the cards?

PDF and HTML. Print them or use them on-screen. No app. No subscription. No account needed.

Can I get a refund?

Yes. 30 days, no questions asked. Email [email protected] and you get your money back. You keep the deck.